Wednesday, 10 June 2026

I Finally Get Some Answers

 Hey guys, this is Abi here, 

And I have a real treat (I hope) for you today! 

You know that story I was writing last year, and then promptly forgot for about five months? Well it's back, and this is the next entry! 

In truth, I never really did forget about it, but I was having a hard time figuring out where I wanted to go with it. But I finally figured it out! 

Without further ado, I hope you enjoy it. 


I Finally Get Some Answers

Gus leads me into the glass building. I’m wondering if this is the last place I’ll ever see.

Something tells me this Mr Budgeswop is someone that shouldn’t be messed with.

Really hope I’m not about to wet myself. For real, this time.

Gus starts to say something like “So, listen, when I say we might be dead…” but then we wall into the Glass building. To give you an idea of what I’m looking at, I’ll say this. It’s not a glass building- it’s like gravity as a building. Pure white, clear, unlimited space. Like the hyperbolic time chamber in DBZ. It’s like that, but smaller. So maybe not unlimited, but if you don’t keep it clear on where you’re going, you might just end up lost.

Which I most certainly would have been, if Gus hadn’t stopped walking, right in front of me, and screamed in my face.

“Hey, KID! Pay attention to what I’m saying, or Budgeswop really will have our necks. Have you heard anything I’ve just said?”

My expression is response enough, I guess.

Sighing and scrunching his eyes up, as if me not listening is the end of the world, he tilts his head, looks me straight in eye, and starts again.

“Listen Kid. You need to listen to me. I’m your link back home. I’m the only person you know here, and right now, we’re both in some pretty serious trouble. I’m on your side, pal, but we need to be on the same page. You get me?”

Not trusting myself enough to speak, I look straight ahead and nod. Gus takes that as confirmation, and he starts walking and talking again, albeit a little slower this time.

“This is the Artios training centre. It’s our main base. There are rooms for, well, training, but also meetings too. There’s a weapons missionary, where we develop weapons, and then of course practise with them, so they can be tweaked. Right now, we’re going to one of the meeting rooms, where Budgeswop will be, so he can explain some things. Still with me?”

Listening to his words, knowing he’s on my side, a small smile escapes my lips. He visibly relaxes at my reaction, and, breathing slowed, he says: “Let’s move then. We’ve still got a couple of corridors to go.

Now that I’m somewhat adjusted to my surroundings (somewhat), I can pay more attention to some of the conversations in the many rooms we’re passing. Like:

“Oh hey, what's this?”

“I'll show you.” *Woosh of air*.

“What? Oh WAYYYYYY.”

He's flying. They're literally defying gravity.

 

AND. (This had me burst out laughing so much I was almost on the floor- mostly at the look on Gus’ face after this happened.)

“Sir, what seems to be the problem?”

“I have this boil on my nose, Franklin. It's very furious and blistery.”

“Well sir, I'll touch it, see what it does. Probably nothing, sir.”

“Okay... well, make sure you be careful, Franklin.”

“Understood.”

“...It's disappeared, sir.”

“I can see that, Franklin.”

“... Oh no, oh no, oh no, oh no. Oh, I think I need to use the bathroom!”

General rushes past protag clutching his crotch area.

 

“…Anyway, let’s get going.” He says, when I finally have my composure again.

After a few minutes, we turn a corner and enter a semi-large room. It contains a large projector screen, some weird computer type thing, a table and a few chairs.  To be honest, this is probably the smallest, most average looking room in the entire building (which by the way, feels a lot like Mary Poppins’ handbag- could carry the world inside it and still have room.)

The only redeeming feature- there’s a real life waterfall inside! It must go somewhere, I suppose, but the way it flows, it seems to flow back to the start, and keep going, an impossible, beautiful, magnificent waterfall. I reach out, wanting to touch it, but nothing! Just pure emptiness! I’m about to turn back to Gus, to ask what the deal with the waterfall is, when I’m shocked out of my daydream with a familiar, booming voice.

“Gus! Will you please control this boy! Time is of the essence, and he’s wasting time!”

I turn around and Mr Budgeswop is on the screen!

I suppose I should describe what he looks like. He looks like Gus, basically, but older, more mature, more developed, more strained, stressed- with bags under his beady little eyes and a constant clenching of the jaw. His skin is a deep shade of red- like he’s permanently sunburned, but slightly darker.

“Yes, sir. Apologies, it’s his first time here. The waterfall can be a lot for the first time. Charlie. Please sit down. Time is of the essence.”

Very glad I’m not about to meet my death, but still very scared, I take a seat, as quick as a shot.

“Good.  Now we can begin.”

Relieved, because I can finally get some answers to my questions, I slowly exhale.

“Charlie. As Gus already told you,” I see some disapproval thrown in Gus’ direction, “you are one of a small group of children selected for the protection of Artios, the city of the stars. We have been monitoring potential warriors for centuries, searching for enough power, against the incredible threat that has been looming for many years. We don’t know what this threat is, where it’s coming from, or when it will arrive. We just know it’s coming.”

Although I was expecting him to say it, my heart was still in my mouth. I had a million questions, but only one was at the front of my mind.

“But… why me? Why me, of all people? I’m unexceptional. I always have been. I’m useless at school- at making friends, at school, talking to girls… what was it that made you pick me?”

Although Mr Budgeswop looked surprised at my surprise interjection, he did not yell. Sighing, he glances at Gus.

“Gus, do you want to explain to Charlie why we knew he was one of the select few? We can reconvene when Charlie has grasped the situation.”

“Yes, sir. Be with you shortly.” I feel a smooth rubbing on my shoulders, and with a soft flash, I knew Mr Budgeswop was gone. I swirled my chair round to face Gus.

“Charlie. Listen to me. We have had potential children, throughout generations, being monitored, at a faraway distance. Certain characteristics, and an ability to think a certain way is what notifies us of a potential protector. We are always sure, by a certain point, when a child has an innate ability. We knew about you from when you were four years old, Charlie. You are one of the selected, one of the children in the prophecy. You just found out a bit earlier than you should have, is all.” The tips of his lips turn up at the end, and I can see he is trying to reach out, to help comfort me.

And right now, all I can do is return his smile.

“Okay. I’m not saying I’m 100% okay now, but I’m trying to deal. So, what happens now?”

Clearly relieved that I haven’t freaked out, he starts to say something. I would have heard him, if not for the ear-piercing alarm that drowns out everything else.

“What the… it can’t be!” I hear Gus stammer under his breath. “Charlie! I have to go, but I’ll be back very soon. You have to promise you won’t leave.”

“But! What’s going on?” I can feel my pulse racing; my palms are sticky with sweat. Something is very wrong. “I don’t want you to leave me here.”

Gus is about as panicked as me. “I have to. But I’ll be back soon. Promise me you won’t go anywhere.”

Even through all the panic, I can tell he needs me to promise.

I look him dead in the eyes, reach for his arm, and give him a reassuring rub. “Okay. I promise.”

He takes a slight breath. “Thanks Charlie.” And then he’s gone.

And then the world is spinning.


Okay! That's all I've got! Anybody gripped yet? Nope? 

Oh well. I enjoyed writing it anyway. 

Not really expecting any comments for this one, but it genuinely would make my day if somebody wrote something (not mean) in the comments. 

Right! That's all I have for you all today, I hope you enjoyed it, and I'll be seeing you all soon! 

Byeeee! 

-Abi xxxxxx

Saturday, 30 May 2026

Skulduggery Pleasant: Month 3

 Hey guys, this is Abi here, 

And following the theme for the past three months, this is my third monthly update on my Skulduggery Pleasant re-read. 

Really hope nobody is bored of reading about my progress regarding my Skulduggery Pleasant re-read, but as I'm just over halfway at the moment, you'll be seeing these for the forseeable future- so get used to it! 

When I started this project, I was hoping to be finished by now, but obviously, things have not gone to plan. But I am happy to report that I have actually made some solid progress this month! 

Will get into details in a second but, without further ado, I hope you enjoy. 


7.5. Tanith Low in the Maleficent Seven 

Pages: 288. 
End of last update: Page 112. 
Reading days: 30th April- 3rd May. 

When I talked about this book in the last date, I mentioned having read it once and not liking it all that much. Happy to report that my opinion of this has completely changed. Gripping from start to finish, especially the scenes about the girl training to be an assassin in the underground. 

Tanith Low in the Maleficent Seven doesn't add loads to the entire story, but it's a shorter novel that is definitely worth the read. It's a good relief from the 600+ paged books from the rest of the series, and I've always loved Tanith Low as a character, so this story was a huge bonus for me. 

8. Last Stand of Dead Men

Pages: 604
Reading days: 5th May- 20th May 
Note: Finished The Names at the same time as reading this. 

I love this one, so, so much. A whole lunch of legendary characters are introduced, there are betrayals, death, disaster, and it's not even from Darquesse. It's a war of sanctuaries. The stakes are upped massively in this one, and after book 8, what we thought was the penultimate upon it's release, nothing is ever the same again. I know it's a huge book, but somehow, none of it seems rushed or unnecessary.

You know how, in the last couple of months,  I've said with a couple of books that they change the course of the story? This is the big one. Out of all released novels (up to 17, as I haven't read 18 yet), this is the biggest gamechanger novel. 

What happened with taking a brief break, and starting another novel? I found I was struggling to find motivation to pick this up. And with already being behind on my Goodreads reading challenge, I knew desperate measures needed to be taken. 

Last Stand of Dead Men will always be one of my favourite Skulduggery Pleasant books of all time. It's nice to know that hasn't changed. 


9. The Dying of the Light

Pages: 605

Reading days: 20th May- 27th May

Was definitely trying to catch up on my Goodreads goal with this one. Actually finished it on the wednesday, the day before it was due to update- will be making up the one book eventually! 

Thoughout this, my emotional state kept changing. I kept remembering what was about to happen, maybe a split second before it did, and then other events completely took me by surprise. 

Tanith, for instance- if you know you know. 

It was a very nerve-wracking, yet confusing experience. 

I also started to remember what it was like reading this for the first time, thinking that this was going to be the very last Skulduggery Pleasant book- ever. So yeah, very confused and anxious mental state. 

Even knowing I still have 9 books to look forward to, it felt like a goodbye finishing Book 9. I will always say that out of the 9 books, the 6 book series, and the trilogy, the original 9 will always be my favourite of the bunch. 

It's nice to read about Valkyrie when she's my age, now, but nothing compares to her teenage years. 

It was a pleasure to read them again. Pun not intended. 


8.5. Armageddon Outta Here

Pages: 479

Reading days: 28th May- now. 

Currently on page 155. 

Armageddon Outta Here is a collection of short stories and novellas that take place throughout the Skulduggery Pleasant series. So far I've read a western, and a story from Gordon's POV, at a swanky Halloween party for authors, and the introduction to a particular vampire that showes up later in the series. I've only read this the once, and same as Tanith Low in the Maleficent Seven, don't remember liking it all that much. 

Obviously this time, the experience is completely different. 

I wish it wasn't so long, to be honest, but I doubt I'll mind when it comes down to reading some of the longer ones, to be honest. After all, it expands the universe, doesn't it? 

And it was so nice to read from Gordon's POV. 

Again, I'm hoping to finish this before Wednesday, so I have time to finish another book before my goal updates, but I'm at the point where I know I will eventually. 

Stayed tuned for more updates on my SP progress. 


Okay! Those are all of the books I have finished this month! Definitely made some solid progress, in terms of keeping on target, I just wish I could go that extra bit of distance and get back on track with my Goodreads challenge. 

After calculating, I finished a total of 1549 pages, which equates to 50 pages a day, rounded up. 

Slightly better than last month, and taking into account the fact that I finished another, non SP book, pretty good progress. 

Hoping to continue on steadily next month, and getting back to finishing 5+ SP books next month. 


Okay! That is all I have for you guys now, but as always, feel free to comment down below, if you have any thoughts or comments! 

I hope you have a wonderful day, and I'll see you all very soon! 

Byeeee! 

-Abi xxxxx


Thursday, 14 May 2026

The Names, by Florance Knapp

 Hey guys, this is Abi here, 

And I'm back with another review! 

I know, I wasn't expecting one this quickly either, but I have a book I want to talk about, and there's nothing else for it, but to put out another review! 

This one is about The Names, Florence Knapp's stunningly beautiful debut novel, and I cannot wait to tell you all about it! 

Without further ado, I hope you enjoy it. 



Title: The Names

Author: Florence Knapp 

Genre: Fiction 

Status: Standalone

Release date: 6/5/2025

Pages: N/A (Listened to audiobook). 

Blurb: "The extraordinary novel that asks: Can a name change the course of a life?


In the wake of a catastrophic storm, Cora sets off with her nine-year-old daughter, Maia, to register the birth of her son. Her husband, Gordon, respected in the community but a controlling presence at home, intends for her to follow a long-standing family tradition and name the baby after him. But when faced with the decision, Cora hesitates....

Spanning thirty-five years, what follows are three alternate and alternating versions of their lives, shaped by Cora's last-minute choice of name. In richly layered prose, The Names explores the painful ripple effects of domestic abuse, the messy ties of family, and the possibilities for autonomy and healing.

Through a prism of what-ifs, Florence Knapp invites us to consider the "one ... precious life" we are given. Full of hope, this is the story of three names, three versions of a life, and the infinite possibilities that a single decision can spark. It is the story of one family and love's endless capacity to endure, no matter what fate has in store."


My Thoughts
Trigger warnings: Violence, abuse, manipulation, mentions of sexual abuse, toxic relationship, alcoholism, child abuse, gaslighting, pandemic related-stress. 

These triggers are a pretty big part of the story, so please err on the side of caution when picking this up, if you have experienced any of these triggers, in any aspect. 

You need to understand the premise of the novel if you're going to follow this review. 

The Names starts in 1987, when mother Cora, takes her son to have his name registered. The name Gordon has been passed down through generations, and her husband Gordon, expects him to be named the same. Her thought: what if he turns out like her abusive husband? 

From that point onwards, he may be named Bear, the name her daughter Maia chose; Julian, a name that means sky father, that she chose herself; or Gordon, of course. Each chapter jumps to the next name, and every three chapters, they move to a new time period, seven years later than the last. 

For a debut novel, The Names is exceptional. This novel pans decades, until Maia and her brother are adults, and although the story goes far beyond what Cora named him, it all stems out from that original chapter. The job her son chooses, to the relationships of those around him, even where he grows up. At certain points I had to pause the audiobook, just to take in how a chapter had ended, and trace it all back, to see how we got to this point. 

Honestly guys, this book had me hooked from start to finish. I found myself trying to find time to listen to this audiobook, finding jobs to do where I could listen to just one more chapter. I finished it in four days, so it wasn't hard. 


Like I said before, the marital abuse is a fairly large part of it- the whole reason Cora considers not naming her son Gordon is because she doesn't want her son to end up like her husband, so please consider that before picking this book up. 
Saying that, it isn't the whole story. The majority of this book is hopeful, with some beautiful moments, particularly between Cora's mother, Silbhe, Maia, Julian, and Cian. There are some really lovely moments between some of the characters, that make up much of the story. 

All in all, I very much doubt that I won't be putting this on my Favourite Books of 2026 list, even with 6.5 months to go. It was my first 5 star (new read) of 2026, and I think it'll be hard to beat. The Names was moving and honest, and if you have the stomach to read a novel of this magnitude, then I highly recommend it. 

Okay! Those are all of my thoughts on Florence Knapp's debut, The Names! I hope you enjoyed it, and I really hope I've convinced some of you to give it a go (despite the heavy material). 

One more thing: for everyone that has been on my blog, or even returned, in the last month or so, thankyou so much! The views have been exploding recently, and I cannot thank you guys enough! 

That is all I have for you all today, so I hope you have a good day, and I'll see you all soon! (Feel free to comment below, by the way.) 

Byeeee! 

-Abi xxxxx